Scott

When he's not busy cultivating kelp to help solve the energy crisis or tricking fish to help feed the poor bigger fish, you might find Scott Lindell on perhaps the goofiest of modern technology's marvels: the tandem recumbent bicycle.

Scott, with gratitude for the stories, the beer, and (in advance) for fixing my shower, I'm pleased to offer for Christmas:

• A dinner at Le Bon Jour (joint present for you & Alison).

• An enthusiastic participant in conversations related to catenaries or, honestly, any mathematical function whatsoever.